Is it that you need glasses? If so I would have paid for the $20 dollar eye exam at Cohen’s. Do you have a drinking problem and therefore you’re aim is off? There’s AA. But to be honest my patience for your incompetence has run out. I’m on empty.
I can understand if I was the alcoholic, drug abuser, cutter, stalker, emotionally cockeyed one but I’m in therapy working my ass off. And yet I’m left with another year of utter disappointment.
The year before last I had more gay boyfriends than I could account for. Thing is I was born a woman and feminine. Also, I hate to admit this but I’m not a lesbian either. If I were I would definitely have several girlfriends’ right now. Believe me, I like girls. I do. But a fulltime relationship with one is way too much for me. Women need too much attention. That’s right I said it. Plus, it seems to my own demise, I’m really attracted to men.
So far you are two for two. Strike outs, that is.
In the past year I thought you were getting your act together. But I was so wrong. You sent me a SUV full of emotionally dysfunctional men; stalkers, the possessive, alcoholics, paranoids, phobics, the socially inept, gigolo’s and the “I know everything about you after I read your blog.” Really? What the hell? I have no desire becoming the next Jane Doe after one of the crazies goes ballistic on my ass after I decided to wear my green socks instead of the blue striped ones. You get where I’m coming from?
Needless to say, it’s over. There’s no point arguing with me. Within the next six months I’ll be on a plane on my way to country where I don’t know the language. And for what it’s worth happy Valentine’s Day, now go find someone else’s life to exacerbate.